The Apprentice

"A reader writes: 'Dear Mr Morgan, you trot out the same old trash week after week, it's an insult to anyone with six brain cells. You are a brown-nosed, jumped-up sh*t who should be f*cked with a telegraph pole on a regular basis. Yours sincerely, Michael Flahety, Walsall.' The really abusive ones always include their name and address." Piers Morgan, "The Insider"